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  • JACKY'S TIPS: Simple rules in Warcraft Team Games that will raise your winning %!

    JACKY'S TIPS: Simple rules in Warcraft Team Games that will raise your winning %!

    In any game of Warcraft 3: TFT, Micro and Macro Management play very important key factor to winning the game, especially in solo games. Then there are also the strategies, counter-strategies, basic understandings of units and counter-units.

    Expert players can also make build orders, map advantages, along with other seemingly trivial matters such as a single item into game winning factors.

    However, I'm no Pro, I mean I will own you but I'm humble in a way to call myself Intermediate level player, no really I'm just a regular guy with over 1,500 win icon and a fairly good battle record.

    Check it out!

    So, for those who enjoy playing team games from time to time, nothing serious, these little tips may help you greatly in your team games.

    If used correctly, I assure you and your partner will take it to the next level!

    Testimony:

    "I've used Jacky's Tips for about 3 months now, and the result is AMAZING! It changed my life! Prior to the reading, my boyfriend and I were always arguing about the littlest matters, I hated how he never TP to my base when I was being harassed, but after reading Jacky's Tips, he'd always be there for me! We are so much happier now, we're getting married tomorrow, THANK YOU JACKY!"  - Unknown human player

    Tip #1 "Communication"

    You gotta talk, let your partner know what you will be making and know what he will be making. For me, I always type "Fiends/Statues then Destro, DK Lich" and then my partner would most often "Ok I melee then"

    Then a nice game starts from there!

    Tip #2 "Share"

    Share control! Share your gold and lumber! Sometimes the benefits will sky rocket when you or your partner get to upgrade 30 seconds sooner than others!

    Have you seen two Undeads using two DKs? When these two are shared, they are virtually "Undeadable", they just coil each other, it's fun, it's hardcore, it's NASTY!

    But during a battle, we often fail to pay attention to our partners' heroes and how they're doing, so share control and try to use it for emergency, it might save you a game!

    Tip #3 "TP wisely"

    The most common mistake beginners make when choosing the time to TP are very simple.

    Too early or Too late.

    For example, if your partner is being harassed by one Farseer and two wolves, you should just keep creeping! Don't waste 350 gold for a stupid Farseer that is most likely going to run away!

    I mean, if a Farseer and 2 wolves can single handely destroy your partner, you should think about getting another partner, for me, I always unsummon my whole base when my partner gets owned by 1 hero and a couple of summon units.

    Now, if your partner's base is being attacked by BOTH enemy ARMIES, you bet your ass TP right away!

    Also, when you're in a field open battle with all 4 parties present, the MOMENT your partner TPs away, you should do it right away, because remember, the moment enemies see his TP graphic, they're most likely going to attack your units ONLY!

    Finally, in the cases of your teams getting owned and you are near your partner's base, TP to your partner's base instead of your base from far away, because chances are, they will go directly to your partner's base and do heavy damages, but if you stick together, you will have a better chance fighting them off on time!

    #4 "Lv 1 Hero is indeed important!"

    When it comes to choices of letting a LV1 hero die or TP? It depends, but most of the time you should TP, it serves a couple purposes:

    First, to save your army (if you have any)
    Second, to maintain your exp gaining potentials (if your hero dies, your enemy will take a lot more exp than you!)
    Third, to slow down enemy exp gaining potentials (you TP, you creep somewhere else)

    If you have minimal hope in surviving EVEN if you TP, you should let your hero go then. So, never wait till your hero is almost dead to TP, TP when you're about orange, so that you can still fight off a Windwalking BM or go out and creep!

    #5 "Watch for Expansion"

    Not only Human is capable of fast expanding. If you are aware of the power of sharing resources, wait till you see what expansions can do to you!

    Unlike solo games, in team games, the expansion may seem trivial in the beginning, many players often just creep and counter unaware of the expansion, the result can be tragic.

    So, when it comes to spotting an expansion from the enemy, there is one of two things you should be doing:

    One: DESTROY IT.
    Two: EXPAND TOO.

    It will be very, very difficult to defeat your enemies once they have one or more goldmines than you.

    #6 "Formation: Melee in front of Range"

    This is pretty self explanatory, if you are going range, always wait for your partner; if you are going melee, always protect your partner. It will be tragic to see a bunch of fiends going up against taurens.

    When it comes to situations like your partner having no TP in your base and the enemy team are traveling together towards you, you should always give gold to your partner for a TP to come in time and form a good formation.

    Never fight outside of a friendly base when enemies intend to come in. Militias can help; trees will smack; UD has cold towers/blight, and Orc has burrows, these little things can change your game!

    #7 "Scout"

    Not just early game, one must scout constantly to see what his enemy is up to. Do not get caught up with a short win on a temporary fight off the field battle. Don't ever stop scouting. You never know if the human is massing tanks, or the UD is massing necro, or the NE and Orc tower rushing you!

    #8 "Enjoy the game"

    It's a game, people win and lose, I know I "used to" have bad tempers when it comes to team games (ok solo too), but I've come to realize that just enjoy the game, don't get all uptight, blaming your partner for doing something wrong, because emotion will mess up your play and it just does generally no good for your game, health and image.

    It doesn't mean you shouldn't take the game seriously, just not personally.

    There should be more tips but I can't think of any, all additional suggestions welcome.

    More later!

  • AMERICANO!

    AMERICANO!

    I was playing Warcraft the other day and once again my partner got pissed because we lost, besides calling me a noob he actually could tell that I immigrated to the USA and told me to fuck myself and go back to China.

    It just never stops, I've been playing Warcraft for about 5 years, and there will always be some dip-shit-douche-bags advising me to go back to where I came from.

    I don't care what none of you patriotic self proclaimed authentic white people think. I AM AMERICAN. I got meself  da C-I-T-Z-E-N-S-H-I-P BIATTCHHHHEESSS!!!

    And word to my main man Chris Rock:

    "If you fought for the U.S., GOD BLESS YOU, all veterans are true Americans!"

    "If you swim yo ass from some shitty country, you TOO are true Americans, because you overcame obstacles and made sacrifices to come here, props to you!"

    "Now if your ass came out of yo mamas pussy on American soil, you're just lucky, that's it! You're no better than the so-called foreigners."

    Peace.

  • Anybody drink with me?

    Been feeling pretty shitty lately.

    Fuck this shit I quit.

    Just kidding.

    Going to Taiwan soon, maybe in mid-July, going to meet some of the key people for our future company in the States.

    Learn from them, steal their experiences!

    Wouldn't it be great? If I can transfer someone's knowledge and experiences to me like a flash drive.

    But no shortcuts in life, I am no IQ180 genius; so it'll take some time.

    After that, I'm heading back to the States.

    Damn...it's only been half a year since I've been in Malaysia.

    I'm gonna miss this place a lot...I'll probably cry when I leave.

    Met a lot of good people, learned a lot from them, it feels good being liked by other people, I don't know if they really do, but I like them anyway.

    I guess I'm really making it up for the lost years.

    It hasn't even been rough, I wish I could experience more, fail more, be talked down to more, masochistic style.

    I'll listen to John Mayer's "Stop this train" once more.

    Pour me some beer man, can someone drink with me?

  • BIRD PEOPLE MAKE ME STRONGER

    BIRD PEOPLE MAKE ME STRONGER

    最近忙著處理一些鳥事情

    提供給客戶的資料原本作為參考

    大部分都被拿去比價錢或當作食譜賣

    我爸真是過來人

    都被說中了

    感覺白白付出很多

    其實也因為這樣學到了很多教訓

    絕大多數的客戶要資料, 要成分, 要配方, 要研究證明, 都是因為他們沒有

    沒有這些東西就別想賣產品, 沒保證

    我興致勃勃的把一切都交給他們

    就是希望能一起合作一起賺錢

    證明我們公司是規規矩矩的作生意的

    而且人家說, 作生意就是要提供客戶需求的嘛

    所以我能提供就提供, 應該不為過吧?

    NO.

    這個世界上其實好像只有我比較犯賤

    免費提供太多東西了

    把自己身價貶低太多

    現在, 看著這些鳥人, 到處拿著我整理出來的資料找便宜沒LICENSE的廠家做一樣的東西

    做的好的, 變成市場第一人, 我的敵人, 我們東西都是老套的

    做的不好的, 變成冤大頭, 一切都是我們的錯, 鳥人.

    拿著我給的報價到處靠背靠母...

    "喔你看你看, 我們便宜他多少~~"

    "喔~這個我們早就在做了~~"

    靠腰.

    這也罷了, 因為見過我的客戶都知道我是誠實第一

    完全不會說謊

    而誠信剛好在這個社會上是很~~~難得的, 有錢買不到的

    眼睛雪亮的人們還是看得出人類和鳥類的區別.

    不過更離譜的是,

    居然有人拿我們公司的產品資料拿去偽造假的INVOICE給政府部門審核

    連簽名都偽造

    反正不管是跟好人或鳥人作生意, 其實只有一個方法, 就是做好自己的本分

    明眼人看得到的我們要感到欣慰

    鳥人愛搞的我們只能說鳥人真的只會做鳥事, 真的.

    除了學別人講話拉拉鳥屎搞破壞之外還能幹嘛?

    也沒有啦

    其實我很幸運能夠有個老爸在後面撐腰

    他們應該也是自己一磚一瓦自己做起來的

    如果我沒有靠山可能也得靠當鳥人過生活吧

    來馬來西亞前大家說我不適合作生意

    無奸不商

    其實我同意

    自從被搶了以後, 又被鳥人騙

    感覺這個社會原來還真的很現實

    但是我覺得

    這些都是小人物, 沒什麼可以失去的人會去幹的事

    我爸叫我不要比爛的, 有本事就跟強的比

    強的怎麼做生意?

    他直接把你公司買下來

    他把你公司做的比你好

    他讓他的客戶滿足

    他創造價值

    他回饋社會

    他被騙

    他學會教訓

    他爬起來,

    再做起來, 繼續創造價值.

    希望我能快快長大

    再給我多一點挫折吧, 再多一點鳥人沒關係

    Bird people make me stronger.

    抱怨完畢.

  • Love Mayer

    I just bought John Mayer's Continuum album for like the third time, only this time on iTunes because I could not find one single album in KL, all sold out.

    I don't know why, I don't get tired of listening to his album,  and the blues weren't really my thing, it still isn't, since I don't listen to blues at all, except for Mayer's.

    Anyway, Continuum is by far the best album I've heard, I like John Mayer a lot. Not just his music, his skills in his instruments, but generally as a very cool guy. He actually collects sneakers too, as well as timepieces. I like how he is also involved with the elite Japanese brands: Neighborhood, Visvim, Fragment...etc.

    On top of that, he is also a funny guy:

    Some funny quotes from Mayer:

    "I don't mind making sissy rock... I'll rock your ass sensitive-style"

    "So we've got one more song to play for you tonight...[crowd grumbles]...what, you know there's an encore too. The encore is sort of like the condom in the pocket: everybody knows it's there but nobody talks about it."

    [crowd cheers]"That was a good response and I'm not going to ask you to do it again. There's nothing I hate more than going to a concert and the guy says 'You having a good time?' and you scream your head off and then the guy says 'I can't hear you!' and I'm like 'The fuck you can't!' I absolutely hate it when guys do that. So I promise you I'll never make you do that. If you scream respectably the first time anyway."

    "Go back and listen to Daughters. Bitches!"

    Aiight lunch time.

  • Life is easier when you DIY

    Life is easier when you D.I.Y!

    Been drawing and designing new packagings that I plan to launch.

    Thanks to Mr. No Talent designer from Taiwan, who showed me these concept designs from his laptop:

    I had to quickly flip his laptop into the air and sock him in the face.

    What the hell? Didn't we tell you these are going to be marketed internationally???

    These are like, the shittiest designs I have ever seen, you know what? They would have looked 1,000 times better if there were NOTHING printed on it at all! That'd be it, just colors, not even any texts.

    More...


    What the hell is this picture trying to convey? Word to my homie Raymond Chen: "Throw me a bone cuz I just don't get it."


    Wow! This looks more like a bootleg karaoke CD cover...

    Anyway, so thanks to that guy, I realized that in this world, if you want something done, you have to do it yourself, it's cheaper and faster too! (They charged us $700 for these3 designs, and in addition to monetary loss, I believe it's done more psychological damage.)

    I am no artist, but here are what I came up with, sneak peak for the upcoming products!!!


    Royal Jelly...the Food for the Queen...

    OMG even if this thing is going to retail like $250 and I'd buy it!! Freaking royal looking and all, it's crazy.


    Mmmm...Cameillia Bee Pollen, it's good for me, it's good for you, it's good good good!

    Insomnia like me? Try our Sweet Dream, you will not only sleep well, you will dream well!

    Aiight back to work.

    Peace.

  • MY HOUSE GOT ROBBED!!!

    MY HOUSE GOT ROBBED!!!

    Lessons I learned:

    1. Dogs are useless, you need to get real guard dogs that had been trained.

    2. Thieves can break ANYTHING

    3. Security guards are more insecure than you.

    4. I need a gun.

    So I came home from work last Friday from the back door. There is an iron-barred sliding door, but I noticed the lock handle had been cut, that immediately screamed "Someone broke it and went in."

    So I immediately grabbed a sickle and a hammer and acted like I was in a crime/thriller movie (it sure felt like it.) and quietly ninja-ed my way around my own house, realizing the front door was locked (it's supposed to be protected by another sliding iron-barred door but the lock was missing and it is locked by another sliding glass door from inside.)

    I stood there for about a minute, trying to figure out if anyone was inside; but I couldn't hear shit, so I went in slowly from the back door into the kitchen, to find out the fridge is open, all drawers are open, messes everywhere.

    Though I was holding two weapons on my hands, I ddin't want to go in alone, so I drove to the front entrance, where security guards are at.

    I tried to explain that my house got robbed and maybe it's still in process, he couldn't understand because he couldn't speak Chinese or English, so I started acting it out like an idiot in the middle of a drive way, to show him that my house was broken in. Then he understood, and I told him to come with me to check inside my house, making sure no one is there.

    He shook his head and "no no no" me and told me to call the po-po.

    What's the number? 911? 119? What? Ok it was 999...

    I didn't even want to call the police, judging from the last time I bribed one off with RM50 for a no-seat belt ticket, I'm pretty sure they can't handle shit.

    So I got my co-worker from the factory to go in with me, and made sure the thieves had already left.

    The thieves didn't take too many things, I figure it was probably one or two guys  from the back door, my house is the only house in the community that can be entered through the back, anyone going from the front would've been seen by the guards.

    So they took all my cash, thank them for leaving my passports though, all my DVDs, my DVD player and that was it, I figure they couldn't carry too many things.

    What bothers me the most is, they can actually cut off the iron bars and break steel locks and enter my house just like that, there are 3 doors and 2 dogs to overcome to enter my house and they did it.

    It was good that I wasn't home, I learned that the guards can't do shit, he's more scared that I was; and the police just wants me to fill out a report.

    It's every man for himself now, I now lock every single thing I see before I go to bed, and carry a knife with me and a baseball bat in my room. I'm not looking to start shit with anybody but I will definitely swing that mother fucker on the head of someone who's trying to break in my house in some midnight hours.

    And remember back in school we always had that debate: Should we exercise gun control?

    Debate is over, give me a heavy, decent  Desert Eagle with some .5 Magnums and I'm ready to rock that shit on some fuck heads who try to invade my property and threatens my life.

    I like life and I like to live and sleep without worrying about some random criminals breaking my house.

    Yeah.

    Be safe friends!

    LOCK YO DOORZ!

    Peace.

  • Say Hello to Samura Hiroaki's Hitodenasi no Koi


    Say hello to Samura Hiroaki's Hitodenasi no Koi (The Love of Brute)

    Samura Hiroaki (沙村廣明) is probably my all time favorite Manga artist, he is the author for the 12-year on going series: Blade of the Immortal (無限住人), a story that involves with an immortal samurai named Manji and a girl named Rin whom vowed to avenged the massacre of her family and hired Manji as her bodyguard.

    The first time I've ever seen the manga was back in high school, back in the day I was still obsessed with the likes of Slam Dunk, Yu-Yu-Hakusho, or Dragon Ball Z, I mean those were great comics with great stories and arts, but it was Blade of the Immortal that struck me hard with its outrageously stylish drawings and characters in its stories, and till this day I'm proud to say that the only 3 manga  that never failed me in terms of story and quality of arts were:

    1. Blade of the Immortal by Samura Hiroaki
    2. Vagabond by Takehiko Inoue
    3. SlamDunk by Takehiko Inoue

    Hunter x Hunter by Yoshihiro Togashi would've made my list for all time favorite IF the guy didn't go on a 2 year hiatus, came back for 15 episodes, and another 1 month that is going on right now... and perhaps I should add Uzumaki by Junji Ito too, but it's a short series. And Death Note would've been great too if it ended with L arc.

    Anyway, I immediately fell in love with Blade of the Immortal and the author; but unlike other authors, Samura is very low-keyed, he doesn't give out interviews, not even his photos, and it intrigued me more and more to find out how he's like.

    So at one point during my searching for the guy, I found that he has a side project going on, apparently, he is very into drawing women being tortured, for those who read Blade of the Immortal, you wouldn't be surprised at all. In a very interview he gave a long time ago, he was asked if he was ever going to come out with an illustration book.

    He replied jokingly by saying that he draws S&M pictures now and then, and he will one day consider publishing it once 100 torture pictures are completed, but then nobody would want to see it so he thought about putting up his own money for a one-of-one collection book.

    Well, it's 2008 and he finally published his highly anticipated "The Love of Brute" by some weird publisher.

    So I ordered this book from Amazon Japan and have them sent to me in Malaysia, as fucked up as it is, the Malaysian post office decided to open my package and examine the contents with the books. The cover of "The Love of Brute" is a very sweet image of a bunch of innocent girls giggling, dancing, and reading, why would anybody have second thought and open to see the ACTUAL content? I'm just mystified.

    Anyway, so the staff at the post office saw the contents and like every other person would, they freaked out.

    I admit the contents are extremely sexual, violent, and I'm sure most women will find the contents very degrading for females, but seriously, it's drawings, it's art, and as sick as I may sound, Samura is very, very creative with his methods of torturing.

    Anyway, so they called me and told me they will NEVER let these kind of pictures enter the soil of Malaysia. I explained to them it was just arts, I understand why they're freaked out, but I guess "ART" ain't good enough for them.

    It sucked for me that I've been waiting for Samura to come out with an illustration book, now I can't get it, and worst yet, it was unjustly opened by the officials.

    So I got pissed and order two more sets, one to sent to USA and the other sent to Malaysia again, thinking that they won't open it again. And THANK GOD they didn't touch my shit this time. I just got it 2 days ago, and it was worth every single penny I've spent, a solid collection of 100 pieces of pencil drawings, each page was fully detailed, not some shitty illustration books from other manga artist where all they do was putting up a bunch of already-seen sissy drawings from the cover of their comics, that's a rip-off!

    Anyway, I originally just wanted to share this without some of you thinking I'm a freak, and ended up writing so much. I would post more but really these pictures just aren't for everybody so I posted the "mildest" picture up for a feel.

    Anyone who enjoys good quality manga, give Blade of the Immortal a try, you won't be disappointed.

    Peace.

  • Lucid Dreming

    Lucid Dreaming

    Here is a post I posted 4 years ago, it was recorded just right after I experienced it; I had no idea the medical term for what I was experiencing was called: Lucid Dreaming:

    "Holly COWWWWW BEI !!!!!!

    It's now 5:37pm 1/23/04 and I just experienced something amazing!!

    I went home around 3pm today after school and eat, I felt pretty tired and sleepy because I think I have not woken up at 6 since last summer or something. Anyway, so i went to sleep and then I started dreaming...

    Some of you may know that when I'm staying up for a long time I will experience this "creepy ghost on the bed" thing; meaning my vision and hearing ability become distroted and messed up; and i cannot make any sound or movement of any part of my body; BUT, i can THINK clearly. So I experienced this and it again, freaked me out, I had two dreams, the first one i already forgot; the first one last pretty long, about 5 min. (of which I remembered) and then I kept sleeping and there goes the second one. What's very interesting is that I dreamed I was eating with LU

    Somehow we had an argument and then I started fainting.(I thought i was fainting but i was actually in my dream) and then he kept on explaining his point of view.

    I said: "hold on, hold on(my vision fades) i think i'm passing out again."

    he said: "???? what the hell...??" and still kept on going w/ his idea that we were arguing about.

    And then suddenly everything turned black and i hear all these laughters, giggles and ppl talking noise around me. The background laughters were exactly the same as the first dream; so i immediately realized that I was in a DREAM. The fun part was here; I decided to test my imagination in a dream.

    I remembered I was eating with LU and talking; what I had in mouth when i started "fainting" was hashbrowns. So after I realized that I was dreaming I "chew" the hashbrown and I so freaking felt the crunch and the hashbrown taste in my mouth; I was so amazed because I knew I was lying on my bed WITHOUT MY MOUTH OPENING; and then I tried to fly, for some reason and then my body just floats up WITHOUT REALLY FLOATING UP MY BODY. and damnNnnnnnnnnnnn!! that was holly shit for me cuz i was controlling everything in my dream."

    Well, anyway I Wiki this stuff and yes I'm no bull-shitting, it is true! Here is a reference from Wikipedia:

    Wake-initiation of lucid dreams (WILD)

    The wake-initiated lucid dream "occurs when the sleeper enters REM sleep with unbroken self-awareness directly from the waking state".

    If a person is successful in staying aware while this stage occurs, he or she will eventually enter the dream state while being fully aware that it is a dream.

    During the actual transition into the dream state, one is likely to experience sleep paralysis, including rapid vibrations,[14] a sequence of loud sounds and a feeling of twirling into another state of body awareness, "to drift off into another dimension".

    Well till this day I still experience sleep paralysis about once a month, sometimes I know I'm in a dream, sometimes I don't; I think it'll be great one day I can gain complete control over my dreams...

    But actually, perhaps dreams wouldn't be that fun if I get to control everything, it would be just a boosted up reality, and knowing I will lose everything the second I wake up is just as cruel as living in the reality anyway.

    Whatever, I just thought it's interesting that what I was experiencing was actually supported by scientific explainings and theories.

  • 機會

    機會

    從去台灣之前我就一直在為一家新的大客戶準備一堆資料和樣品好回來馬拉西亞跟PRODUCT MANAGER談

    這個PM人不錯, 之前在另一家公司就跟她接觸, 還好我留下好印象, 她離開那家公司後都沒什麼消息, 現在她到了這家新的大公司, 而找產品也先找我.

    我想這是我到亞洲上班以來遇到最大的公司, 有股票上市, 而且是專門搞行銷的, 也就是說, 他們不是那種大工廠來吸取技術和配方的心機廠商.

    所以我格外努力配合, 多麼希望能夠做出點成績.

    在幾次MEETING 之後我價格報出去了, 這個價格我很滿意, 覺得他們一定會買. 結果居然被吃的死死的...PM跟我說這個價格多過預算的30%, 希望能降30%以上.

    蠻無奈的我說...OK我幫妳向台灣那邊問問看.

    然後被我爸罵死

    "跟你講過多少遍了? 作生意不要口氣這麼軟, 你態度強硬一點人家反而會尊重你. 你現在軟的要命, 要什麼給什麼, 只會被拿去比價格而已."

    他越講越火, 最後叫我不准降一毛錢, 不做拉倒.

    其實我覺得, 不然把我的COMMISSION扣掉, 我寧可不賺這一次的, 不過我想如果講出來我爸又要抓狂.

    所以最後我也CALL過去, 表示雖然我很想配合, 但是價格說什麼也不能低, 請他們再考慮看看.

    而我心理想的是: "我咧幹咧, 浪費一個多月搞屁啊!!??"

    然後我就回家吃泡麵, 跑去卡拉OK吧一個人喝悶酒唱黑色幽默, 感覺好像被甩了.

    結果剛剛PM 打來

    說CEO想請我吃個飯,聊聊天, 什麼時候有空?

    OH MAN, 有時候真的覺得我爸很準.

    好吧...趕快準備準備嘍, 看看新聞什麼的,  聊什麼東西啊?

    其實只有一種東西可以聊, 就是客戶關心的東西

    不過比較高竿的客戶會聊我關心的東西, 而我又很容易被導入自我世界講個不停

    還蠻緊張的, 畢竟人家是一個人把公司做到上市的老闆, 雖然我也非常據有這個潛力, 不過畢竟這是在未來才會發生的事(?)

    而且最近好死不死理個光頭, 希望頭髮下禮拜之前看起來不會太像監犯科...

    哈哈...沒差, 出去學習學習...