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  • A little update

    A little update...

    I will be transfered to Taiwan from August 15th on and will be solely working there from then on. It's too bad I have to leave Malaysia so early, I feel like I've just gotten on track with the businesses and the overall operation here. Now that I'm leaving it feels sort of like switching major when I'm about to graduate.

    All good though, at least I'll get Sat/Sun off from now on.

    When I will be back to the States will really depend on my performance in Taiwan, because my mission this time is to actually prepare the final steps on the distribution company we'll launch in the States and Taiwan. I think the process should be exciting, I feel nervous, but my excitement outweighs my anxiety.

    To think about all these, I can't picture any vacations that I've been wanting to have, there are just more and more things to do and to learn, I can never feel ready for something; but honestly I'm not complaining at all. I think my mindset is a bit different now, for once in my life work is actually before play.

    But then I don't think of all these as work, it's more like investment, I'm investing all my time and energy into all the skills and knowledges I will need in order to start the distribution in the States. I honestly don't know if all these is going to pay off, but what do I got to lose anyway?

    Oh well, if some of ya'll are coming to Taiwan, hit me up!!!

    Peace.

  • Jacky's Undead Necro Guide

    Note:
    1. This guide is more efficient in Solo games
    2. Works well in Medium or Bigger sized maps
    3. Works excellent versus Human and Night Elf, so-so against Undead, and a bit risky versus Orc.

    Objective:

    The goal of this strategy is to surprise your enemies with massive Necromancers and own the shit out of them.

    It works especially well against players who (think they) are good at Micros and rely heavily on cheese strategies like Fast expand or Fast Tech.

    This strategy may not work very well in rush situation, therefore not recommended for use in smaller maps.

    Strategy:

    Tier 1:

    - Make normal Ghoul build, (Crypt, zig, altar, zig, shop) and choose Dread Lord ad your hero, select Sleep as first ability.
    - Pump up to 6-7 ghouls before you go out and creep, raise one Cold tower for defense in case of hero harrass.
    - Creep nearby creeps with DL and ghouls, use skeleton efficiently.
    - Remember to save any and all ghouls possible, because wood is the most important resources, therefore, you must always have at least 3-4 ghouls at home chopping them trees.
    - Once you have about 6 ghouls for creeping, leave 1 ghoul at home and Tech to tier 2.
    - Keep pumping ghouls until you hit food cap 40, build one zig when you are about food cap 26
    - During creeping you may meet enemy hero or army attempting to harass you, Sleep and Surround the hero to make them TP away.
    - Use good judgment on creeps and try not to waste your sleeps, remember you have only 3 Sleeps in the beginning.

    Tier 2:

    - During creeping you will probably hit Tier 2, you should buy your DL a Boot of Speed then.
    - If lucky, you will not meet your enemy at all, still you need to constantly send skeletons to scout to see what the enemy is up to. If you see the following situations, you are in good hands:   
        1. Teching
        2. Expansion
    - Tier 2 is the most dangerous period, you must be really careful and precise.
    - As soon as you hit Tier 2, you should have enough Gold and Wood to build the following:
        1. Build 1 Temple of the Doomed, place it inside your base so it's hard for enemy to see
        2. Build 1 Slaughter house
        3. Tech to Tier 3 right away
    - On the way to teching to Tier 3, you should have about 40 food cap, build one more zig. You can build another hero but it is not recommended.
    - Keep creeping and gaining experience and items for your DL so he can stand the fight later on.
    - Avoid direct confrontation with enemy army because your army will not stand the fight, if you fight and lose, he will chase you and find out what you are up to, so try not to fight, unless you can make him TP.
    - As soon as the Temple is done, research Necro abilities (both)
    - Build a meat wagon once the Slaughter house is ready.
    - This is very important, RESEARCH Corpse Generation thing from Slaughter house, so that you will have infinite corpse later.
    - Once meat wagon is out, turn on the Collect Corpse and send it near your grave yard, it will automatically collect corpse for later use.
    - Once the second Temple is done, start pumping Necro like there's no tomorrow.

    Tier 3

    - By tier 3, if you follow everything I've said and there weren't any fights occured, you should have:
        1. A level 3 or 4 Dread Lord with 3-4 useful items.
        2. About 8-10 ghouls
        3. About 3-4 Necro with Tier 2 fully upgraded
        4. 1 meat wagon with Corpse generation researched

    - Now, you need to make one Statue so that it can regenerate your Necro for Mana
    - Research all the advanced Necro upgrades, you need to make sure you have them all before you fight.
    - Do not fight yet, unless enemy comes to harass you again.
    - Make another meat wagon before you fight.

    When will you be ready?

    You are ready when you have the following:

    1. Dread Lord, healthy and ready
    2. Some ghouls to tank shortly
    3. About 6-8 Necro fully master upgraded
    4. 2 meat wagons with Corpse generation upgraded
    5. 1 statue with Mana turned on

    The OWNAGE BEGINS

    Now you simply bring your entire army to the Main base of your enemy, NOT the expansion.

    When you are near the enemy base, cast Raise Dead from your Necros, manually select all the skeletons and skeleton mages to RANDOMLY attack the enemy base, DO NOT TARGET ANYTHING.

    Then, turn on Raise Dead on Autocast

    Remember to keep ALL of your Necros near your meat wagons, as well as the statues, so that the Necros have sufficient corpses and mana to keep raising skeltons and mages for fight.

    DO NOT MICRO YOUR SKELETONS, just let them attack whatever they see, just watch out your DL and Necro, make sure they don't get hurt too much; you may cast Unholy Frenzy on DL so he will be on his "on crack" mode and own.

    THE ENEMY RETURNS HOME!

    Here are some situations and reactions you should have when you  fight against...

    Human

    - AM will cast Blizzard on your Necro, simply sleep him and move your Necros
    - Angry MK coming yo way, simply Cripple his ass, cast Unholy Frenzy on DL and tell him who's the boss
    - Enemy start pumping priests, if they come out, sleep them; if they don't, hit the Arcane building with your 2 wagons. Remember also, Wagons can kill priest within 2-3 hits.
    - Fast Expanded Humans probably will have Gryphon Riders, CRIPPLE and SLEEP them.
    - Knights? Sleep or CRIPPLE
    - Breakers? They're good as dead.
    - Sor? Hit them with wagons, good as dead
    - Mass Motar, this is your headache because mass motar can kill all of your Necros within seconds, when you see
    Motars, unholy frenzy your DL and some ghouls and quickly sleep some and kill some!

    Night Elf

    - Angry Panda or Warden or DH will come yo way, SLEEP THEM, if you don't have sleep, Cripple them!
    - Angry wisps will also come your way, select a group of skeletons and just attack the wisps before they can reach your main skeleton sea.
    - Dryads? Hit them with skeleton mages and wagons, good as dead.
    - Bears? Cripple and sleep
    - Chims? Cripple and sleep, counter with skeleton mages
    - Fairy Dragon? Stop your statue, turn off ALL AUTO CAST, select your skeleton mages and kill the stupid fariy dragons.
    - Moutain Giant? ignore them, good as dead.

    Undead

    - The key to defeat Undead is quite easy, KILL THE ITEM SHOP, so they can't make destroyers and therefore they can't do shit about your skeletons.
    - Sleep Lich, cripple fiends and other stronger units.
    - If destroyers are already out, if there are less than 4, you have a chance, just focus fire with all your skeleton mages on the destryoers, if problem persists, start pumping Gargs, while you're attacking.

    I don't use this strat against Orc.

    In all possible situations, enemy player will likely do the following and this is what you do to counter:

    1. Tower up: who cares? Pump a few more wagons and rape them.
    2. Mass air: Pump some gargs just in case, make sure your skeleton mages are hitting the air units
    3. Mass expansion: while you're attacking, simply send an acolyte to expand, and during attacking, send 3 or 4 skeletons and have them tour around the map to see where they expanded, problem solved.
    4. Your hero died: Use your judgment, if enemy is pretty much fucked, KEEP FIGHTING, if not, retreat, your call here.

    Special Tip:

    Once your DL hit level 5, you can type an early GG to piss your enemy off, because you will select level 3 Sleep, and it's the sweetest thing ever, it will cost you 10 mana only and you can literally sleep the entire army or keep an enemy hero sleeping to death.

    Enjoy the game!

  • IamJacky

    IamJacky

    When I left Taiwan when I was 14 and came to the Bay, I felt really foreign.

    After 11 years in the Bay, I moved to Asia and what once felt like home now feels foreign.

    I guess people are after all adaptive animals, we become whatever the environment force us to be.

    But then I came to realize that, no matter where I go I will always feel foreign.

    I think this is it, the truth is, it's not about your nationality, it is really about who you are.

    Although we are social beings who must live in groups, each one of us does possess the intelligence and rights to stand out in our own as an individual.

    I think back in the day, the fear of being rejected from the group has shaped me in many ways; I'm not saying it is entirely bad, but a lot of my behaviors were stemmed from fear, and fear is something that I now fight to rid of.

    Now I'm slowly understanding this concept, it's not like I'm trying to be different from everybody else and feel better, because by doing so will not justify who I am; I think it is more like looking within myself and ask myself who do I want to be? What can I accomplish? aside from all the bullshit that the society had poured into my mind.

    All in all, the phrase "Everyone is the same in the way that everyone is different." is quite true.

    It's just that, too many of us don't have the balls to actually think and act like an individual.

    And yes I am one of these people, what am I going to do?

  • Alba!

    Due to overwhelmingly convenient bootleg DVD stands available for every Saturday and Monday, I've watched the following movies:

    1. Awake
    2. Fantastic 4: Rise of Silver Surfer
    3. The Eyes
    4. Good Luck Chuck
    5. The Love Guru

    All of which share one star, none other than Miss Jessica Alba:

     

    Sigh...

    Yes I admit it...

    I only watch these movies to watch Alba, I'm crazy.

    Although I must say she really is good at picking bad movies to star in; worst yet, as much as I want to say she's not a bad actress, I can't vow for it.

    Maybe it's me, she's too cute to look at as any other character and has thus become a tool to sell movies, but whatever..

    I still think she's probably the finest girl on earth; she should just let Ari Gold rep her, oh wait that's Entourage; and now she's going to have kids, oh well, I will still stay her fan though, buying all them DVDs for every movie she's in.

    And if you haven't watched the above movies I've mentioned...

    DON'T.

  • 我的獎勵

    我的獎勵

    前幾天我跟廠長聊了一下

    他說他其實很訝異我居然沒有待不下去

    公司裡以前其實有很多自己人

    我的姑丈, 表哥, 叔叔都來做過, 不過都待不下去

    更不用說外面的員工, 80%以上都是一個月以內離職

    說真的, 如果以我在美國的生活態度來看現在的生活...

    應該可以說是: "真他母親不是人做的"

    這邊的生活條件本來就不是很好; 再加上我爸不是個會享受的人, 什麼都自己來

    菜自己種, 水果自己種, 就差沒養雞養鴨而已

    你去問我們公司的人:

    "那你們沒工作的時候都在幹嘛啊?"

    "種田啊!"

    連廁所都自己蓋

    這一點其實蠻屌的

    我這輩子沒看過有人在自己廠裡蓋起化糞池, 看了以後才感嘆, 美國的廢水處理系統真是一級棒, 納稅人的稅沒在白繳的.

    我媽也常覺得我好像很累, 做得很辛苦, 拿的錢又少

    我的薪水大約是一個月美金$1,000左右

    我算過了, 我一個禮拜的工作時間是44小時左右; 一個月約192小時, 換算成時薪則是美金$5.20

    這種薪水在美國灣區是少的可憐, 應該是規定最低薪水以下

    當初在STARBUCKS都有$11/小時+$1/小時 TIPS.

    不過在馬來西亞卻是不錯的薪水; 我甚至拿得有點慚愧, 這邊一般大學畢業加上2年經驗才能有我這種薪水(吉隆坡可能就不只了)

    我想說的是, 其實我根本就不會覺得辛苦, 更不會覺得自己賺得少

    我反而覺得能夠來這裡工作學習是件非常幸運的事, 會覺得辛苦是因為以前過得太安逸了

    而我對自己的表現其實感到普通

    覺得自己學習的不夠快, 做事還是一樣馬虎, 反應一樣不機靈

    老是被老爸說, 而且說得很難聽

    "你實在不適合做生意" "這個德行出去會被人笑死" 等等...

    雖然說知道他說這些話是為我好, 其實是激勵我, 不過聽多了心裡還是蠻幹的

    結果廠長說, JACKY, 你知道你爸有多開心嗎? 沒有一個業務來這裡不到半年就開始接新客戶的, 之前跟你說的那麼簡單其實都是講一講而已, 怕你不敢嘗試. 我們之前兩個業務來兩年沒做半個生意, 光領薪水而已.

    嗯, 雖然老爸要我別跟不好的比, 但是聽了還是很爽

    拿的COMMISSION只有5%, 大概才$1,000; 不過聽到老爸的讚美多過100%的獎金(應該吧?)

    我很想多待久一點是真的, 希望我的成績能越做越漂亮

    PS.

    如果您是我的客戶要計較到跟蹤我到我網站, 請您認清一件事情, 5%真的夠少了, 我們不是出來做慈善業的, 如果您堅持要更便宜的價錢扣掉我的獎金那下次拿貨請您找耶董, 耶穌啦! 開個玩笑謝謝!

  • Finally watched Dark Knight

    I finally watched the Dark Knight!

    I only have one suggestion to make this movie a even more enjoyable experience.

    Change it to R rating and ENFORCE IT.

    So no stupid annoying kids will ever disturb my peace. I've put up enough for the teenagers but this time during the movie they are actually quiet. But not the kids...omg, they simply won't shut the fuck up!

    Mommie Mommie I want to pee!!

    Mommie Mommie I want popcorn!

    Giggle! Giggle! Giggle!

    And then they actually start dancing and singing in the aisles running back and forward! I'm not kidding man, they literally start singing and dancing in the middle of the movie!

    OMG they're so annoying I wish I was the Joker and did his "why so serious" routine on them stupid, loud, obnoxious kids.

    Stupid freaking kids man, I hate kids, they get away with everything, it just pisses me off.

    For all the parents out there, please CONTROL YOUR FUCKING KIDS, or else I will slit their throats and then yours too.

    Anyway, on the real, this movie is just...WOW.

    It makes me mourn for Heath Ledger for what a legendary actor he would have become.

    It makes its prequel "Batman Begins", a brilliant form, into a mediocre introduction to the freaking MASTER PIECE it currently is.

    Totally lived and I'd say surpass its hypes, it's really hard to pick any weak point in this movie, it's got the actions, the plots, the dialogs, the acting, the directing, the sound effects, the photography, the visuals, the music...douma, it's got everything man.

    And it's long, yes, I love it, I loved how it's 150 minutes long.

    Overall I'm so happy that I finally saw this movie. Now I wait for the DVD with special features.

    Next up is Red Cliff part 1.

    Life is great.

  • Waaahhhh~

    All work no Dark Knight makes Jacky a dull boy
    All work no Red Cliff makes Jacky a dull boy
    All work no Warcraft makes Jacky a dull boy
    All work no going to Taiwan makes Jacky a dull boy
    All work no basketball makes Jacky a dull boy
    All work no beer makes Jacky a dull boy

    Dude I wanna watch Dark Knight~~!! WaaahhhH~~ WAhhHHHHH~~!!!

    Red Cliff~~ WAAHHHGHHHHH

    WaahhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~!!!

    Me no like fold boxes everyday~!!! WaaahhhHHHHH~~~~!!!

    WaaHHHHHHHHH!!

    WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    D O U M A~~~~~

    Mai~~~
    ...

  • Welcome to my VENTING machine

    Welcome to my VENTING machine.

    I don't know how people do business in the Western world.

    In Asia, people simply love to do pointless mind games.

    No matter how low you quote people, they will always think you're making too much profit off of them.

    So people start quoting high up front and let people cut it down gradually.

    What's the point? So people feel the thrill of getting something cheaper?

    There's a million other things I can bitch about but I'm tired.

    Bunch of money grabbing whores, ruining my day and wasting my time.

    You know I came to realized that I'm simply not as smart as these people.

    They can calculate quickly, there's no way I can match up their speed.

    There's like a "Oh-you-are-making-XXX%-profit-off-of-me" radar installed in each and everyone of them.

    In fact, you wonder why they're so smart but after 6 months of negotiation no deal is ever done.

    Because they love to calculate their risk and rewards, waiting for this and that, preparing for pointless things like the right weather humidity in order for someone to do something.

    Then time passes by, and they still don't have a new product to sell, then they finally agreed (while continue bitching and whining about the price) and buy from you.

    Then they start asking you to hurry up your production.

    Shut the fuck up.

    Tell you what, if you truly want a cheaper price,

    You can come to my house, go into my restroom and eat my shit.

    It's for free.

    In fact, I think I will pay you.

    All in all, it's tough to prospect a client, it's touhger to get them interested, it's the toughest to close them bitches.

  • Some thoughts some moments

    Some thoughts Some moments.

    Today I gave my dad a ride to the Airport back to Taiwan.

    He's been very busy, and I've been busy too.

    There are so many things to do.

    Anyway,

    There's been some great moments.

    When we're eating, he'd just bring up business matters very naturally.

    My questions are on point, so he always answers passionately.

    On the car, he'd mention less about my lifestyle matters like "sleep earlier, wake up earlier."

    Instead he'd warn me about some potential business troubles.

    This gets me thinking back in the days.

    He'd arrive at the airport, silent, got in the car, talk about weathers and new buildings.

    When we're eating, he mentions nothing business.

    After dinner he'd play solitaire by himself (real cards by the way), and answer business calls.

    I remember many times I asked him "So how's business?"

    He'd look down and barely spit a few words out, usually "You wouldn't understand."

    Now I feel so much closer to him.

    I think he feels the same way, that we're almost on the same page, talk about the same topics.

    I think it's the feeling of love.

    Sometimes I look at him doing something, and I think "wow...this is my father."

    I remember back in the states, I'd look at Shadow and think "wow...I have Shadow!"

    Similar feelings with others too.

    It's a wonderful feeling.

    And you feel happy when they're happy.

    I feel happy lately.

    Just a bit stressed out.

    Going to rush up my RT account, here I come biatchessszzzz!

  • Happy Birr day Jeneehhh!

    Happy (belated) Birthday JeNeeHH!

    Thanks for always bringing fun and happiness in the house, thanks for bringing Shadow into our lives, thanks for putting up with my immature brotherhood, thanks for doing what you can for the family.

    Most of all, thanks for being who you are!

    Happy birthday, take a shot for me since I'm not there, and you know I can take a hard one too MWAHHAHAHAHAAHA!