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  • Cold Call


    Rejection => Correction

    Bah it's 5pm, let's slack!

    So I want to share some of my experience about my massive cold calling. I think I've transformed pretty much into a master of cold calling. I was pretty shook-up before my first attempt, but now I'd say I'm pretty okay...maybe?

    Giving cold calls to potential clients is kind of like hollering at fine chicks, it's hard. And I'm the sincere type of guy, where if I speak I must speak whole-heartedly, I can't do the "How ya' doin'?" shit that Ray does in TGIF's, I just can't. So that is even more trouble some because it's built up too much. The fear of rejection creates this barrier for me to elevate my game.

    Same thing with the potential clients. When I find potential distributors who may be interested in selling our products, I get excited, and I study them throughly before I make the calls. And it is because I picture so much situations where crazy shit will happen. But in reality the people are generally nice or they sound more confused than you are.

    But expecting people to be nice ain't going to help you at all. The greatest lesson learned in cold calling is actually from the rejections, especially the ones that will not be moved no matter how hard you try to convince. They always give me the "Um, NEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~!" (word to Alba)

    I read this from Robert Kiyosaki, author of Rich Dad, Poor Dad, and I find it extremely true. The more I am rejected, the more I am able to rewind and think about why these clients are so uninterested with my great self, and the more I think about these things the more I am able to figure out what interests these people.

    Another lesson I learned that is coherent to the concept above is that, the more agreeable the clients are, the less I can learn from them. It's hard to see what they really want or need when they agree to many things I say. The scariest  customers are the ones that don't express anything, they just silently use the products and do not express any emotion, and they usually break up the business relationship with you out of nowhere. We don't know what we did wrong.

    Don't get me wrong, I still get extremely nervous when I cold call people, especially to very big firms, but the new motto guides me well: "You miss 100% when you don't shoot." and...

    I MISS SHADOWWWWWWW!!! and you guys too!


    Shadow's Play-Mode! The one thing I miss the most, how I come home and she'd always jump towards me with that tennis donut and annoyed the fuck outta me...the other thing I miss is her rubbing her paw on the doors when I try to keep her outside my room, and the most I miss is her sleeping next to me, "whinning" when I took her spot right in the middle of the bed.

    Well I play around with the dogs in Malaysia too, they cute, but they're not Shadow.

  • Back to Taipei..


    Xanga is trying to transform into Facebook, pretty soon I will be throwing snowballs and shit around here.

    Anyway I'm back to Taipei, I'm cold and I'm a little sick.

    It's been a nice trip down to Tainan for the Chinese New Year, I got to chill with the family, eating great foods having great funs and shamelessly still take the Red Envelopes (push it back twice with the "aiyoooo~~" then take them.) My older cousin took me to the moutains and ate moutain foods, which included insects like ants spring roll (big ants that actually looks like seasmes), fried crickets (or cockroaches? who knows), and some other "combination bowl".

    Well actually I didn't have any of them, instead I had things like rare moutain vegetables, fishes, and deers, deers actually taste pretty damn good, it's crispy, the texture is like a mix of beef, pork, and pork liver, and it doesn't have the smell like lamb.

    Here are some photos we took with my cousin's phone; the reason I lost my hair again was because of my dad. He insisited to take me to that old ass barber shop with  a bunch of 80 year olds again. He kept saying that the barber got some skills, I told him I don't need "skills" on my head, then my stepmom told me to pick up some confidence, I told her that it has nothing to do with confidence, I just don't want some 80 year olds cutting my hair.
    So I went in and the grandma asked me how I'd like it, with poor Taiwanese I said "the same way just shorter." Then she went ahead and mowed the entire head...



    That's it! I didn't take too many pictures but it was great fun. See you soon!

  • Red Cliff?

    This is the official trailer for perhaps THE MOST ANTICIPATED film of my age...

     

    RED CLIFF...

    by John Woo with Tony Leung, Jun Hoo, Ling Chi-Ling, and Takeshi Kaneshiro and several other great actors.

     

    However this trailer didn't really move me; Zhao Yun, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu all looked a little off to me, but I have yet to see their performance in theater so I can't say too much; Takeshi Kaneshiro as Zhugeliang is a great idea, but that guy...is just too handsome...I mean I can't get rid of the image of him as this handome guy, I hope, I TRULY hope he can do a good job as Zhugeliang...PLEASE!

     

    Zhang Zhen looked great as Sun Quan, Lin Chi Ling looked quite well as Xiao Qiao, she's stunning looking and sorry to say I think that's all there is. Tony Leung looks great as ever, I think he should be playing Zhugeliang, but who cares, Zhou Yu is equally charming; I'm sure he'll pull it off. Zhao Wei as Sun ShangXiang is kinda weird, I think she's extremely difficult to play, but so does everyone else.

     

    And Cao Cao...honestly when I saw the last scene in the trailer I was really disappointed. I don't know about this actor, but I already don't like the way he talks in the beginning and the end. In my mind Cao Cao should talk with a lower, heavier tone.

     

    John Woo said that this film had been his "dream", that he had dreamed of making this film for more than 15 years, I loved his films and I hope this film will turn out to be the epic that I imagined it would be, though I don't quite like the trailer.

     

    A word to the trailer making people. FUCK THE SEX SCENE, I like Lin Chi Ling but I don't need to see that shit, we've seen enough of Tony Leung in Lust. Caution. FUCK the white dove, I already know it's directed by John Woo, it's stupid to place that in the end, so fucking commercial shit. And I don't need to know that it costs 80 million USD to make, shit, The Godfather took like 500K to make and it became one of the greatest film ever produced in history.

     

    However, given all this, I'm happy that Chinese film makers finally made some of my tiny dreams come true...a San Guo movie, there are just too much expectations from me personally and everyone else, whatever happens I will buy this movie and place it at the top my shelf for sure.

     

    By the way I'm in Taiwan, Happy Chinese New Year folks! I'm drinking beer, and you should too! Hahhahahahahaha!!!

    One more thing, where the hell are Pang Tong and Huang Gai...and maybe Jiang Gan?

  • In Taiwan

    Yay~ I'm in Taiwan!

    Gee I have not experienced cold for a while now; it's 10 degree C/50 degree F here in Taipei; from what I heard it's been raining for almost a month. I am freaking shivering like wow.

    There is a massive snow storm striking China, some of my coworkers from Malaysia were stuck on their way home to China, best luck to them, I heard Shanghai was totally jammed.

    Anyway so I'm back in Taiwan; though I still work I think it's vacay-time soon; it's good that Charlie is here also; hoping to meet him in the weekends, grab a HOT, JUICY, YUMMY bowl of AUTHENTIC Beef Stew Noodle, chilling in authentic noodle shop sipping some hot tea in this damn weather.

    Turn on the TV, people are STILL talking about Green/Blue bullshit like Ma-Ying-Jiu having a green card. Who gives a shit if he had 5 stars from his kindergarten teacher? Some had pointed out and I totally agree that Taiwan is turning into Communism in a way that every political campaign is based on ATTACKING the other party, until they have to step down the stage, which is quite similar to most communism parties.

    The civilians who support different colors are now and had been becoming aggressive, the economic is bad, people are pissed and hungry, more violent crimes are occurring, thrives, liars, spams, frauds, rich companies are moving out; no money coming in, commerce to China is still difficult, Taiwan is currently locking itself economically; closing doors to China because Taiwan fears its economics would be sucked into the Chinese government and the world. But the government really really needs to realize that Taiwan is sinking its way with Blue fighting Green on the boat, while shutting off rescuer signals. Seriously Taiwanese government, just screw the whole voting thing and do something about Taiwan.

    When I was going to work today, I saw massive motorbike rides covered in raincoats riding their way to work and school in this weather. I remembered when I was a kid I used to walk to school with raincoats too (those garbage bags with a hole if you know what I'm talking about); I'd get to school with my shoes and socks soaked; my toes would wrinkle and my shoes would stink for the next 20 years. And still we had to wear them and walk the same route in the same rain; the only thing I could do to help is put on some shoe-warmer before I slept.

    Not saying my childhood was all bad, but now I get to ride in cars when going to work, I feel grateful.

  • VENT TIME

    A lot of pissy events going...

    1. Slow ass internet and laptop.

    Yo the laptop I currently have is "supposedly" the single fastest machine I've ever gotten my hands on; it's an ASUS Pentium duo-core at 1.86 Ghz with 1.5 GB ram, not bad right? But this thing runs slower than my 1.9 ghz, 512 ram desktop I had back in the US. I'm guessing that VISTA probably just sucks ass? I still haven't figured out what exactly VISTA had done to improve the quality of my life yet but I'm stuck with this anyway so I better get accustomed to slow-mo.

    And the internet connection here is pushing me to my limit. I wish I know a person whose name is LAG and just sock him in the face silly.

    2. NARUTO is a waste of time (Spoiler, big time so skip if you care)

    No not really, but come on, episode 386 just broke my heart. What the fuck? All this time Itachi Uchiha is after Sasuke's eyes?

    This is the simplified plot outline:

    Orochimaru: "Hehehe, the time is almost here, I will soon take over Sasuke's eyes...!"
    Itachi: "Sasuke! You are the new light! Your eyes are my spare!"

    Sasuke: "Um...why does everyone want my eyes? Fuck off..."

    Then Sasuke killed Orochimaru and he's going to realize that his big brother was a meaningless piece of shit but killed him anyway because the brother-revenge took almost 20 books to build up (into a psychotic maniac that he is right now, see photo below.)

    (Sasuke: Yo my brother is ON CRACK!)

    3. Dogs getting it ON!

    I have 3 dogs in my Malaysia house; all were stray dogs that my dad kept.

    2 males and 1 female.

    Male #1: Small White. Fast, curious, passionate, relatively small. Young.
    Male #2: Small Strong. Slow, big, calm, aggressive, fighter, old.
    Female: Small Yellow. Innocent, not bright. Old.

    The female dog, or else known as a bitch, is on heat season. And she is attracting a whole bunch of male dogs into my house.

    I went through some of the most "..." moments of my life when I had to break off the bitch and some other guy dog, while they were doing it. It's completely my fault, I always feed the dogs my dinner left overs (I re-cook them too! Add the rice, they love it!), and I fried chicken the other day, and gave them a bunch of bones, and Little Yellow didn't want any! So I thought she's depressed and I let go the chain and it ends up she ran off to some random dog and did a one-minute-stand!

    The male dog was owned by my neighbor, she didn't speak English so I gave her the "Um, you mind if I pull?" look. She was in her "WTF!?" state as I was, so I actually pulled, and the dogs actually stay connected, it was the most confusing moment of my life, for real. Eventually Small White fought that dog and owned him then they broke off.

    So later on the same night when I was about to go to bed, I heard dogs barking like crazy, so it turned out some other random dog #2 actually dared to COME into the yard and just to DO THAT THANG with Little Yellow...I got so pissed, this time I decided to hit both dogs, it's amazing how bad they want to do it, I actually broke my broom hitting that guy dog #2, he was huge too, I didn't know if I could take him but whatever, Little White broke off his chain and fought the stray dog, again.

    Today when I'm about to go to work, I see this lone stray dog #3 staring outside my house. GREAT. Now we got 2 known partners and 1 soon-to-be to our Ms. I-need-to-get-some. I'm expecting some puppies soon, the problem is, she just had one last year, and she was so dumb, she killed her own kid and bury him because she was sitting on the puppy...true story.

    Ok back to work.

  • Comparison

    WHICH DOG WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE?
    VS.

    THEY ARE BOTH SHADOW!

    I can't believe Shadow was so dark when she was a kid...

    It's been a while since my last post; I'm working right now and since Chinese New Year is coming, the business here is too quiet and I'm bored.

    But then I still have to sit here, research, write e-mails, prepare power point slides that some of these clients will steal and use as their own. So I decided to slack off and do something un-productive.

    Anyway, I have been thinking a lot; I keep telling myself that I need to catch up, that I need to be in the best possible position and create opportunities, get deals done, be successful...and so on; I started thinking about how other people become successful.

    I've always wondered what it takes for anyone to be successful; and it's one of these questions that we always know but we don't know. I Google'd it a dozen times and most of the on-line sources tell me: "Confidence." (and other things like passion, hardwork...that I'll probably brag about later)

    I don't know exactly how people view me, I say I don't care but really I do, and I only like to know the "good" attributes anyway. But I must admit that I have pretty low self-esteem; I think it started out when I first moved to America. Everything was so different, I was scared of a lot of things. I developed this habit of avoiding eye contact; I simply couldn't look people in the eyes because I fear what they think of me. It was not obvious, but it was enough for me to know that it bothers me when I have to make eye contact.

    Then there is the public speech problem. I remember I almost fainted when I had to public speak in ESL classes, all the way up till Hayward, I never conquered a stutter-free presentation. I had gotten better, but I never could be confident enough like some of my other group-mates. I admire great public speakers, it is something I will have to always work on.

    My low self-esteem is hidden most of the time, I try not to show it, but I know this is really affecting my ability and my potentials. I need to know why and how I can be better than myself. So I went online and realized one thing: "Comparison".

    I was at Facebook, they have this fun thing about comparing friends. It's a series of question in manners like "Who would you rather date?" and then two of your friends pop up, follow with another question and so on. (similar to the Shadow vs. Shadow question.) The accumulated answers from your friends will account to your "votes", and then you will get the final rank, for example, I am #4 most talkative for the result. (Which is a joke by the way, how can I ever get below number one? These people obviously don't know what they're doing, I forgive them though.)

    Anyway, I found that fun and I continued taking the tests; and I started wondering about how other view me? and it was then I realized why it was important to me. One of the most obvious trait of myself is that I tend to consciously or subconsciously compare myself with others. In a nicer way I'd say I like "competition", but it's a different thing, because in competition, one actually tries to be better than the other, whereas in my "comparison", I just compare people with myself.

    I think most people do this and think it's not a big deal, but I sometimes do this to the extreme. Even when I watch movies, read comics or whatnot, I subconsciously compare myself to real or fictional characters. I wonder what I am better than him/her at, and what they're better than me at. And the result for most of the time? "I am inferior than hem/her."

    I think over a long haul of comparison, one develops an internal standard for good and bad, and for me, the more negative results I measure of myself, the weaker and lower I value myself. The result is that I perceive myself as inefficient and insufficient. And that's the beauty of the human brain, the more we believe something to be true, sometimes it just becomes true.

    My dad told me not to compare myself to him, he told me it will confuse you, I have to think like a confident person and figure out how to beat him, like he beat his dad (not physically) instead of feeling worthless.

    If I continue to compare myself with others, I will eventually only feel good around true degenerates, and that is tragic.

    To make my point, the following questions are equally absurd:

    "Am I better looking than Takeshi Kaneshiro?" --> "Am I better looking than my girlfriend's ex?"
    "Am I smarter than Einstein?" --> "Am I smarter than that guy from my work/class?"
    "Do I have more money than Bill Gates?" --> "Do I have more money than my dad?"

    Instead, we should really ask ourselves:

    "What can I do to make myself feel more attractive?"
    "What is intelligence and what can I do to improve my way of thoughts?"
    "How can I make more money?"

    It's at these moments I realize how great NIKE's tag line had always been. "JUST DO IT"

    It's freaking beautiful.

    Anyway I've blabbered again, I like writing more and more; sometimes I fear losing my English ability as I can't write Chinese characters fluently now; Malaysia is a country of multiple languages, and no disrespect, they are not too fluent at all spoken languages, practices are important when everyone around me speaks poor Chinese AND English, again no disrespect to any Malaysian, I mean, hey, at least a regular Chinese Malaysian speaks or at least understands English, Mandarin, Cantonese, Hakka, Taiwanese, and Malay fluently. That's 6 in 1 man!

    Alright I'm going to smoke, peace out!

  • School vs. Jobs


    SCHOOL VS. JOBS

    "Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school."
    - Albert Einstein

    I had a pleasant conversation with Danny today and we discussed this subject; just want to put my 2 cent on this matter.

    I remember clearly about 5-6 years ago when I was still in High School; Chester got into US Davis and I was at CSM, it was some of my lowest point in life, I couldn't see light in the future. My family always pressures me in school and gradually I started to think that what we learn in school will not apply to the reality at all.

    Chester held an opposite view for various reasons, and we argued like we always did; the conclusion was usual: "THAT'S JUST YOUR OPINION BITCH."

    So, a couple of years have passed, fortunately, after things we went through in life, we've become wiser. Here is my take on this subject today:

    I believe that what we learn in school definitely applies to what we do in real life. To me, education is a harbor, and our future job is the ocean, school prepares the tools we need when we go in the sea. A lot of people may say, well, the tools I need in my life will be garnered through experience, we don't need to spend time and money in school.

    Take architecture for example. If we spend much time in school drawing blueprints and learn about tools, it does not guarantee that we can build a good home. But a person who does not learn architecture but attends and builds his own shacks through job experience, he may be able to build a great home, so why waste the time in school with papers and tests?

    To justify education in this case, I must say that school sums up the knowledge of experts and great minds, in another word, TEXTBOOKS are the sum of EXPERIENCES from those who had been through what we haven't been through; the blueprints we learn will prepare us in the future when we encounter the opportunity to apply them. The same person can definitely learn faster and build better homes had he studied in architecture in school, because what he will need to ask or figure out has already been researched and documented in the textbooks, and schools even hire teachers to tell them to you in easier words, and test you to ensure that you get this knowledge in you.

    Most people can relate to that, but what happens in reality is that we often encounter subjects that seem to be pointless, perhaps subjects of sociology, history, politics, or complicated math courses. People claim that these subjects are rarely being used. What we need to know is that these subjects are basic fabrics that weave our lives; we may not see them everyday but they actually do exist in our lives. A person who has no background study in History will have a more difficult time understanding why the USA is at war; a person who has no education in Economics may have harder time when he encounters price inflation or unemployment; a person who does not take Calculus courses will have more difficulty understanding theories of interest rates we pay for our taxes, likewise, a person who lacks cooking lessons will have more difficulty understanding how unhealthy the diets are in local restaurants, and we're more likely to eat whatever we see and die with chronic diseases.

    My point is that, we may think that some cold courses provide minimum knowledges, but they actually do provide great, useful tools. If we think logically, 80% of world's universities require similar subjects, why is that? do we just randomly need to learn the same subjects? I think not.

    Another thing I want to discuss is that, the reason most people think that school does not do too much in our jobs is because they've chosen the wrong filed. For example, a person will find math totally useless if he were to go into Art. Most people, including myself, don't know what we want in our future, and it appears that the harder we try the dimmer the light seems. In this case, a person who engages into situation where he NEEDS the tools he's learned is more likely to APPLY the tools he learns.

    When we don't know what we want, we should try to take what we've got and create values and opportunities, this way, we not only will find these school knowledges useful, we will actually thank ourselves for going to school and learn about these things that we never TRIED. I believe that we first believe that these knowledge are trash before we actually utilize them, that's like throwing away useful tools because we don't acknowledge their functions.

    Also, I think another reason associated with not knowing what to do has everything to do with FEAR. The fear we created from "What if what I learn now will not apply in the future?" is the number one reason why we have not moved on. Fear limits our ability to approach the challenges, when we decide to play it safe, we also decided to give up chances to approach new things and learn new abilities. Think about this:

    Person A graduates with an Art History degree. He thinks what he learns do not apply in real life.
    Person B graduates with the same degree and same exact grades, but he BELIEVES that what he learned was meaningful.

    Person A decides to look for jobs in totally unrelated businesses, such as hospital clerks or car dealing agency; he realizes that he needs more education and degree, so he goes back to school and work another job affording his education.

    Person B couldn't find a job in any art related firms, he doesn't have money so he needs to get a job, he got a job at a custom mirror workshop, he gets hired as a sales rep as an entry job, his knowledge with art history impressed some buyers, and then he gets offered as a consultant in a museum, conducting more studies and prepare exhibitions.

    I couldn't think of a better example, but I'd say similar cases apply to people around us. My point is, the fear knowing that what we want may not be what we really want, this fear will destroy a lot of opportunities in front of us. The only reason why we find things not applying in real life is because we CHOOSE not to apply them. We choose to do so because we fear of failure.

    Nobody likes failing, but nobody learns from being successful all the time, fear of failing is the same fear of becoming successful. Michael Jordan couldn't do well with his jump shots in his early days, but he tried his best to overcome the problem and then his fade-aways had become his signature moves.

    All in all, I think it is the attitude we choose when discuss in the matter of School vs. Jobs, there are more things about schools that will get you better jobs, such as going to super famous schools, the degrees, and other reference letters from professors, all these can get us a great ass job; but if we don't got what it takes, life will take everything we got.

    Till next time.

    Oh ya, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMMY! if you actually read my Xanga...

  • Busy Bee!

    Busy Bee!

    Well actually I'm not exactly busy like Bees, but since they rhyme fantastically I'll leave it at that.

    So, just wanted to talk about my job, it involves BEEs, BUSY-BEES...

    Working as a sales is kind of like going through an eternal job hunting. Each client is considered a new "job". We always begin with a little research for potential candidates, who may want our products? How much they'll buy? and if they will have the right distribution channel, etc. Once we find enough about the clients, we send emails.

    The funny thing about emails is that we don't read them. So there goes the cold calling, getting right up their FAYYYCCCCEEEE! Yeah, and I used to be the one that shuts the phone mercilessly against sales people, forgive me.

    Cold calling can be quite intimidating, you never know who'll pick up the phone, how they're going to respond, and what they're doing at that moment. And even if you know a lot about the company and what they'll be interested in, you'll fear more because they ALWAYS ask the wrong questions, something off the "list" you studied for.

    Fortunately, most companies have nice purchasing managers or owners. So they set up meetings or arrange lunches, and that's the interview, which can enlighten my entire week or put me into darkness for the rest of my life. Some company owners set up meetings just to humiliate you in front of all other company reps. That's pretty fucked up but they do that.

    However, it is the most exciting part, you get to talk about whatever, not always about the products, but about common interests, dogs, movies, foods, whatever, sometimes the more you try to focus on one subject to talk about the more you'll get lost, and the only way to find yourself is to stop looking.

    So, sometimes they tell me they'll get back to you, which is straight up "go home!", or they want more samples, which is "where the free shit at?" or, they want to set up a second meeing, that would mean I'm close to being hired.

    So if one client is willing to try, then I'll have to try harder, keep them informed, provide information, but not all because sometimes they just want the know-how, hell, after you provide all the important documents, they cross out our company name and place their own on Photoshop, bam! free shit!

    From there, it'll take a long time before a transaction can happen; many things from many departments will have to come into agreement. Sometimes you miss a phone call or type the wrong word in a email then they doubt you, then they leave you, then you fail; but nobody learns walking without falling right?

    So that's pretty much what I do, a cycle of searching, researching, calling, talking, meeting, redialing (and a bunch of yelling from my dad but he meant them in a good way I guess)...untill we're CASHING, BALLING AND BANKING. It sounds kinda boring but I think it's challenging, I get that thrill when they look at the products, look me in my eyes and tell me they're willing to try, it feels pretty awsome.

    So far though, I have not made a damn deal myself >_<;; but I'm a newbie what can I say? Plus, there's no such thing as an easy deal, I wouldn't be learning and eger to continue learning if I made deals too soon anyway, I'm just going to take my time and see what I can do.

    There it is, happy new year folks!

  • Update...

    Man that's a shitty drawing.

    There are so many things to do, I am focused and I am ready to do this. I want to make things happen, I don't wanna wait anymore, I don't want to avoid the problems; I want to be bigger than them. I want to make my dreams come true, I want my company to grow bigger than it will ever be, I want our products to enter the global market, I want our buyers to come because of our quality, not the price, I don't want to compete prices with anyone, I want to create value, I want to create purposeful and meaningful business relationships. I want to learn many more things, I want to be able to see further, I want to be smarter and sharper, I want to be able to tell when the chances are coming and be ready when it's there. I want my people to be proud of me, I want that moment where I will jump around all happy, I don't know how far it's there, slowly but surely, I will climb the highest moutain, one after one, until I get there.

    They say it draws positive energy to you, when a person thinks positively, pays attention to positive things, positive things will happen. I am...M...Mr....MR. BRIGHTSIDE!!!

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year folks, hope all is well and wish everyone the best years to come!

  • The Watcher - Osama Diss by Eminem

    Dude check out a new mix from Eminem, he disses Dr. Dre from Osama's perspective, funny shit haha...

    [Spoken: Eminem as Bin Laden]
    Oh Dr Dre. Or should I say Dr Gay.
    You are very bad man, you diss the wrong motherfucker. You think Osama won't diss you black biaaatch.

    [verse 1:]
    Things just ain't the same for Osama,
    So much drama, since the World Trade Bombings,
    And the Pentagon got the world calling
    Me to kill all of congress, like...[blurred]
    The Strangest things can happen to an Afghan
    When people get wrapped up in Islam and Allah,
    Then some shiteaters fly planes and wreak havoc,
    Then go drop the blame on Bin Laden.
    Now I got a faggot-ass rapper attacking me
    With this gangsta rap, like I'm not gonna battle,
    Dr Dre? The man wasn't done shit since NWA
    And gave Eazy-E AIDS.
    Don't make shoot night on your fat ass,
    You homofuck, you ain't the only one goin' platinum.
    Osama Bin Laden, keeping it gangsta,
    Fuck Dr Dre, I'm the Aftermath.

    [Chorus:]
    Everywhere that I go ain't the same as before,
    People I used to know just don't know me no more
    And everywhere that I go, I got people I know,
    Who've got people they know, so I suggest you lay low.

    [verse 2:]
    Oh Dr Dre look at you, you fool
    I use your own rap against you, and I'm better.
    Lick my balls, til they are dry,
    Sorry... come again.
    Things just ain't the same for Bin Laden,
    This planet hates me more than Michael Jackson,
    Hating on the Taliban for keeping me captive,
    Threatening to find my little cave and blast it,
    Now I've got to worry about this wannabe gansta,
    Who pays other rappers to write his wack shit,
    Everyone knows that your beats are helped man,
    And you'll never blow by yourself man.
    Sorry, you'd blow... blow cocks,
    Use the hole as a straw and blow sperm out your nostrils.
    I don't give a hurried fuck, call Slim Shady,
    Snoop Dogg, D.O.C, Wren and Jay-Z,
    To write a verse, fuck I'll do it for ya,
    You still lick dick, this is Booshu Babara.
    Do you know who, do you know what, do you know who?
    Let's keep this between me and you.