Okay so I didn't do any homework this weekend, procrastination(funny how I can't remember the spelling though it's the word that suits me most) awakening.
So, it's 4:30 in the AM and I still have no clue what to write for my 6 page essay so I decided to stay up and write it around 5.
To keep my ass awake I decided to do something fun:
THE ULTIMATE JACKY PERSONALITY ANALYSIS
Try copy and paste it onto your Xanga I'd like to see ^_^
here it goes:
Name: Tung-Hsiao "Jacky" Cheng
Age: 21
Sex: Male
Race: Asian, Chinese
Height: 5'10 ish
Weight: 140 lb
WHAT are(were) you doing...
1. This second? Typing
2. This minute? Smoking
3. This hour? Surfing the net, taking a shit and shower
4. This day? Slept till 2pm then browsing on the net and played ball w/ Dave then ate
5. This month? School and ebay and hang out w/ friends
6. This year? Trying to transfer to Hayward, getting ready for Taiwan, find a girlfriend, save up money, buying shoes, work up my body physically and mentally
7. This life? (want to) make hella money and spend them like crazy (are doing) pretty much wasting time waiting for something kaboom to happen I guess.
LIFE STYLE:
1. Describe an average day of yours:
Wake up, go to school, try as hard as I can to take notes in class and learn whatever the fuck the teacher has to say. Go home, buy Starbucks, surf on eBay to see anything sold then search to see anything to buy. Play WarCraft and smoke, bitch about whatever happened within the day or hour. Waiting for 7 o'clock to eat, then smoke, play around w/ the rabbits then surf more on the net or do homework. Then at around 10 I try to go to sleep, if not then I take pills to sleep.
2. Describe how you take a shower:
Take off my clothes, look myself in the mirror, turn on hot water, look for my toothbrush. Wet my mouth, brush my teeth, then my hair then shave, then condition my hair then soap up my body then my face then wash off everyhing on my body, done.
3. Most important event of a day, month and year?
day: sleep
month: bank account getting close to zero
year: getting back to Taiwan
4. What do you think of the most daily wise?
How I'm doing in school and how it's always fucked up; how to match my shoes, and how much money do I have.
5. What do you do the most daily wise?
Smoking cigarettes and surfing on the net.
HOW MANY...
1. girlfriend/boyfriends did you have? 3
2. times did you fall in love? strictly 1 time
3. hours do you sleep a day? 9 to 10
4. books do you have? 20 +
5. shoes do you own? 10+
6. CD/DVDs do you own? 25+
7. Pants/Jeans do you own? 7
8. T shirts do you have? 10+
9. Nicknames do you have and what are they? jacko whacko chino jackass 4 i guess
10. Shots of Vodka can you take? 5-8 max
11. Times did you get in a car accident? once
12. Times did you get in a fist fight? 15+
13. Times did you cry this month? none
14. Cash you have in your wallet? 17 usd
15. Credit/Debit/ATM cards you have in your wallet? 2
16. Times did you wanna kill someone? all the time baby
17. Times did you cry for somebody and whom? too many, guesstimating 15+ mainly my dad
18. Times did you use drugs? twice
19. Times did you get slapped and by whom? 2 or 3 maybe, my mom and my friend
20. Times did you cry in a movie: never
PERSONALITY:
FAVORITE/MOST HATED:
Food: My dad's cooking/Taco bell
Drink: Ice Vanilla Latte/Tap X drinks
Hobby: Reading comics/peeling my skins off my toes and fingers
Sport: BBall/Baseball
Game: Warcraft/Mine sweeper
Music: depends, right now it's mixed Eminem and Shady record crew Rap/fucking SEAN PAUL
Place: I have been very few places to have a favorite, but I'd say Home, foster city./well I kinda hate CSM so yeah San Mateo
Commercial: Air Jordan XII "The Frozen Moment"/ Local commercials about car insurance or restaranunts, fuck off.
TV program: MTV boiling point/ late night pointless sex talk or shit loads of werid dramas no no uh uh.
Movie: American Beauty/ dude where's my car
Male Artist: Samura Hiroaki (manga)/ Various teen rock bands
Female Artist: Keiko from globe (singtess) / zhang bo zhi or whatever her fucking name is
Book: Taipei SOS/ right now? it's gotta be my English book
Comic: Blade of the Immortal / pointless garbage comics where a dumb fucking guy gets all the girls or a good looking guy kills everybody and simply won't die
Color: black / bright green
Texture: elephant print on AJ III's
Sound: sound effect upon death of heroes (exclude DK) especially moutain king and dh/ sound of styrofoam
Scent: smell of new shoes/ other fucker's burp
Word: FUCK, I mean it's so easy ya know? / procrastination
Phrase to say: "shut the fuck up" / "my bad"
Prase to hear: "dude that's fucking hardcore" / ALOT! "jacky what you doing?" "can i talk to ur manager?" "you suck" "dude i told you" "shut the fuck up" "whatever man"
Quote: so many but I'll go with Confucius "Treat a bad person with straightness; treat a kind person with kindness" / "be who you are" or some lame shit like that, or some love shit like "love is awaiting" you know?
Song: is this love - globe / all Sean Paul song except the one he did w/ Beyonce
Movie character: Lester Berhnem from American Beauty/ all the gangster wannabe scrubs from hong kong street gang movies.
Comic character: Manji from blade of the immortal/ Kurapika from Hutner X Hunter
Thing to do: buying shoes when I have money/ waiting on my stupid comp when it freezes over and over and over again.
Damn I'm tired I'll continue later
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