Sup suckers!?
News forecast y'all, my parents are stomping their way back, this time w/ some serious companions too! My lil brother Johnny and sister Anna will be staying here for school now, they are 9 and 7 and I really do look forward to walk shadow along with two whinny little kids!! haha just playing, but what's bothering me is that their grandparents are possibly staying with them too, for good.
AND THAT FUCKING SUCKS
That means NO POKER, NO DRINKING, NO POKER AND DRINKING AT THE SAME TIME, NO DRINKING AND POKER AT THE SAME TIME, ...wait,...that ain't so bad right? I mean, all I do is play pokers and drink, I'll find something else to do haha, damn I suddenly feel so releived...
NO, HOLD ON THERE HOMIE
FUCK, BUT THEN THAT'S ALL I DO AND ALL I EVER WILL DO! FUCK WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT POKER AND ALCHOHOL IN MY LIFE? FUCK~~~~~
Well, I hereby announce a possible early semi-cough cough retirement from pokers... in my house. Hold your tears y'all, gotta be strong, gotta get your head up, well, there is one other way, I can teach my lil brother and sister poker since I suck at being a big brother and all the games I know will bore them, but on the other hand I run a chance of getting own by their all-in and thereby establishing an eternal mark of "LOSER" on my forehead though, lol this oughtta be fun! And no, I wasn't serious.
Alright folks, that's all the news tonight, comments or questions? please dial:
1-800-FUCKOFF and find out nothing at all,
or just press the button that says "add comments" haha gotcha didn't I? ooh whoo~~!
Ok that's it, good nite!
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